make a beautiful roly poly habitat

Didn’t I say we’re whimsymaxxing?

PARENTING WIN

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PARENTING WIN 🐛

elevate your kid’s obsession to classy decor

Close-up of a roly poly pill bug with a segmented body and six legs, isolated on a black background.

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I don’t really like bugs

but I’m really focused on following my daughter’s interests and investing in her childhood rites of passage. There is glitter all over my house, a tank full of shrimp, stickers all over her door, tents, pillows, dolls everywhere!

The roly polies started out innocently enough, she was very curious about them and then very emotionally attached to them, and when it was clear that the phase was lasting longer than a month, I started to feel icky about the ethics of keeping these crustaceans in a pickle jar.

So I set out to build them an ideal home, complete with activities!

Close-up of a roly poly pill bug, also known as Armadillidiidae, with a dark, shiny, segmented exoskeleton.

I had to have this dollhouse playground obviously!

Colorful plastic toy playground with slides and towers in yellow, blue, and red, being held by a person's hand.

True to my neurotype, I went down a wild rabbit hole of isopod ownership and found roly polies that are fancier than my wildest dreams.

Was gonna get the $1,000 one, but they were sold out.

Two tortoise shell Pacific isopods on a natural surface. The left is labeled 'Sold Out'. The left is a brownish, patterned isopod, while the right thumbnail shows a yellowish, spiked isopod on a dark background.

After about a month, some miracles started happening.

One, we got a taker on the playground. I cannot tell you how happy this made me.

And two, dozens (hundreds?) of baby polies were born.

Close-up of a colorful children's play structure featuring a red rail, blue pole, yellow steps, and green ground cover. a roly poly playground
Close-up view of soil, a small rock, and part of a ripe peach with a smooth orange skin. a baby newborn roly poly

Allegedly, crustaceans only breed in ideal conditions, so I took this as a prideful win.

INSTRUCTIONS

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INSTRUCTIONS 🪲


Materials here.

Green squiggly arrow pointing to the left.

There aren’t really instructions for this one as much as considerations and things I learned.

  1. I used coir because I was feeling fancy and wanted dopamine from doing it “just right.” The dirt in our yard is also very hard with clay and riddled with earwigs which freak me out. But whatever dirt your roly polies are in is perfect for them, and you can definitely use that! Beware of potting soil, though, which may contain pesticides.

  2. I used live moss because I wanted it to be pretty, but it’s definitely optional!

  3. I do recommend getting this particular type of spray bottle, because it makes it easy to mist them without overwhelming them with big globs of water, but again, any spray bottle will do. The internet says you have to keep one side dry and one side wet, but I’ve found as long as they have dry spots to retreat to they’re fine. And if you use the moss, that’s their moistest place.

  4. Make sure you include “hiding spots” for them. I used some of the bark I found them under.

  5. When I first made this, I had my beautiful pothos hanging out of the lid which was lovely but BEWARE one of them turned it into an escape ladder…they will climb!

A glass terrarium with a brass frame and a small green plant inside, placed on a wooden table with a plant plant nearby. In the background, a wooden shelf with decorative items including a wooden rainbow, red heart, and toys, roly poly habitat

I did put this guy back outside. I figured he had been so bold and brave that he cared about freedom more than the others…his name is Billy. Bye, Billy!

If you make one, please share it with me.

I’d love to see what you create!

Chloe Badner being eaten by a giant mouth from season 1 of game changer, nom nom nom. Person dressed as a giant set of teeth lying upside down on a red carpeted floor, with colorful artwork in the background.
Colorful logo with the words 'XO Chloé' in playful font, decorated with geometric shapes and bright colors.